Around the World in 80 Girls: the Hollywood Script – Part Part 1
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The Uncle Roosh vision ends. Schlongwalker grabs his backpack and throws in his most precious possessions: bongs, condoms, and lube. An angry mob of local pimps carrying flaming torches descends on his native hut to kill him. They light the hut on fire and then watch it burn.
When Neil Skywalker said he was writing a movie script from his book “Around the World in 80 Girls”, I was very excited because I think the book a fabulous story. It’s one of my all time favorite travel books. So I decided to write a satire of his book in the form of a Hollywood script. Please note: It is meant to be funny! I hope you enjoy it.
One thing that is obvious from the Miss Universe Pageant is that the top .001% of girls in any country are great looking. This knowledge will do 99% of the males little good. What can you learn from the Miss Universe Pageant? The attitudes of the contestants reflect their respective countries. Here is the lesson I leaned from the 2012 Miss Universe Pageant.
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Incredible India: the Good. Like the picture at the right shows there are many yoga chicks, hippie chicks, and spiritual chicks all trying to find themselves in India. Your job is to find them and help them find themselves. The historic sites and temples in India are second to none.
India is a country of extremes: the bad and the good and a lot in between. By the time I was half way through India, I had been scammed a dozen times, was sick for 10 days and couldn’t eat for 5 days, and swore I’d never come back. By the time my trip to India was over, I hated to leave and wanted to stay longer. Ever since leaving India, I’ve been dying to get back. There are many sights I never had time to visit and adventures I didn’t get to experience.
The book is excellent and I give it 5 stars. It is better than the Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, and Estonia books. I was really happy to review this book because I’ve been to the Ukraine multiple times over 3 consecutive years from 2004 to 2007. In addition to a review of the book, I’ve added information from my experiences of living in the Ukraine.
Mountain Climbing and Diving
You are probably thinking; what do these three things have in common? To me, they are all the same, or I should say interchangeable. You’re thinking how could that be?
“New York is amazing!” Bob exclaimed. “You just get out and the girls are everywhere! They are great and they’re really interested in older guys! It’s a different ballgame, up here! I met this Polish girl the other night when I was out, she was so into me! She’s only 22, and a college student, but we’re going to meet soon.”
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The Ukraine and countries of the Former Soviet Union (FSU) have some of the most beautiful women in the world. The problem is the women there know their value. It may be a playground of beautiful women, but it is not for the faint of heart. I have eight months of experience there in three different years. What I learned is that you have to be tough as nails. All the girls are scamming to some extent. I hear there must be some good girls, but I’m not sure how good the good girls really are. Probably just not as bad as the real bad ones! After all this time on the ground I realized that the only way to win in the Ukraine is “Con the Conner”! This kind of Game may not appeal to everyone, but if you have balls of steel, this may be for you. What follows is a discussion about this from the www.Rooshvforum.com which occurred about a week ago. I’ve included my posts and answers to other people’s posts. I’ve expanded some of my answers and added some additional information too. Continue reading
Dear Marriage Agencies, thanks for showing me pictures of all the ”DESPERATE” girls of the Former Soviet Union (FSU). I can tell these girls cannot find a rich man or an oligarch to date in their own country, thus have to seek true love with an older gentleman from abroad! It is very obvious from their pictures that they are simple girls who are very family oriented!
This is great eye candy, but Emailing and sending these girls flowers or presents is just a waste of time and money. Continue reading