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Newsflash: Rebecca Martinson joins PTSL as Social Director and Head Stewardess

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Party Travel Sex Love would like to announce that Rebecca Martinson has just joined as Social Director and Head Stewardess. Miss Martinson is the ex-president of the Delta Gamma sorority at the University of Maryland. “Miss Martinson has a can do attitude that we feel is missing in today’s young women and has the leadership skills needed to be our Social Director.”

“I hate girls that are BORING and AWKWARD. Miss Martinson stated, “I expect all girls to be sociable and party with guys and I don’t accept any excuses.”
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Just a Regular Guy

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Since I’ve started reading Game Forums, I’ve discovered some amazing guys that are quick to share their exciting lives. They go by such names as: James Bond, 007, The Joker, The Riddler, or some other super hero and they have 007 Game. Many guys are super alphas and bang a 100 girls a year without even leaving their keyboards. I’m always amazed how some of these guys have the time to bang a 100 girls, work a job, and still have time to share their experiences in 3000 plus posts on the Forums. They are truly altruistic James Bonds!
 
 
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Around the World in 80 Girls: the Hollywood Script – Part 2

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Around the World in 80 Girls: the Hollywood Script – Part Part 1

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The Uncle Roosh vision ends. Schlongwalker grabs his backpack and throws in his most precious possessions: bongs, condoms, and lube. An angry mob of local pimps carrying flaming torches descends on his native hut to kill him. They light the hut on fire and then watch it burn.

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Around the World in 80 Girls: the Hollywood Script

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When Neil Skywalker said he was writing a movie script from his book “Around the World in 80 Girls”, I was very excited because I think the book a fabulous story.  It’s one of my all time favorite travel books.   So I decided to write a satire of his book in the form of a  Hollywood script.   Please note:  It is meant to be funny!   I hope you enjoy it.

 
 
 

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American Men are in Denial

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“New York is amazing!”  Bob exclaimed.   “You just get out and the girls are everywhere!  They are great and they’re really interested in older guys!   It’s a different ballgame, up here!  I met this Polish girl the other night when I was out, she was so into me!   She’s only 22, and a college student, but we’re going to meet soon.”

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Tits Make You Smart

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Have you ever noticed how girls that have big tits think they are smart.  I used to see this in the business world that good looking women thought they got their job because they were so smart.  Usually these are the type of women that when you asked them what they did, they’d tell you Consultant, when they were actually only a glorified Administrative Assistant.

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Poosey Magnet

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My car is a Poosey Magnet!  I bought my car before Borat ever came to America.  I was the one that told Borat that he needed a Poosy Magnet to get girls!   My car is a BMW 3 Series convertible with almost 250,000 miles on it.   My car is a reflection of me and it may be older but it’s still in good-enough shape to attract pretty young girls.  Over the years, my car has provided many a young girl with an exciting rough ride and most cum back for more.   Continue reading →