Tonight at the bar, there was a thin good looking girl with long legs wearing a mini skirt and 4 in heels sitting by the fireplace talking to her girl friend. I’d give her an 8 because she was thin but had small boobs. I watched to see how many guys hit on her. How many times did guys hit on her in a half an hour?

What was your guess?
• 3 times – once every 10 minutes
• 5 times – once every 6 minutes
• 10 times – once every 3 minutes
• 15 times – once every 2 minutes
• 20 times – once every 1 minute & 30 seconds
• 25 times – once every 1 minute & 10 seconds
• 30 times – once every 1 minute

How many? If you guessed 10 times in a half an hour, you were very low. If you guessed 20 times in a half hour, you are still low. She literally got hit on by a different guy every single minute. As soon as she told the guy she wasn’t interested, another guy would come up and hit on her and she would dismiss him too. She could have met 60 guys in an hour at that rate or 240 men in a 4 hour bar outing. Quite impressive! So now you know how hard it is to be a beautiful girl. Think about what an ego boost that is: 60 guys in an hour or 240 guys in a night out! Don’t you think that if that happened to a man, he’d be a little happier about himself? This is why so many married girls and girls with boyfriends go out: just to boost their egos! She should have asked some guy to just sit next to her.

“Sit down, but don’t talk to me. I’m a lesbian, and I hate guys, but please stay here and warm your ass, next to the fire.”

You’re probably thinking this is not every girl. You’re thinking that this is only the top girls at the bar.  Wrong!   I watched war pigs who were 3s and 4s get hit on by guys that were 8s! I saw 24 year old guys with 40 year old ugly cougars that I wouldn’t touch! So even if you are a war pig, you too can have a big exalted opinion of yourself! Thanks to American men that are desperate and have no shame! America the land of the free and home of the big women!

I was talking to another girl who was not as stunning as the first girl described. She was still a 7.5 – 7.7 with her 5 foot tall petite body, small boobs and nice face and wearing 4.5 inch heels. She told me she was a 22 year old law student home for the holidays. We had talked for about two minutes, but before I could tell her about being attacked by rabid monkeys in India or sailing the islands of Tahiti, she had lost interest. In the next two minutes, I watched two other guys try to talk to her. She dismissed each of them within 30 seconds. I guess I should feel proud of my performance; I kept her interest for two whole minutes!

The only saving grace about this bar was that it had only a total of 100 guys. I’m guessing only 40 guys were aggressive enough to approach, therefore the girls could probably get their freedom after a 45 minutes of dismissing unworthy guys. They could then get a little freedom to talk to their girlfriends who they hadn’t seen in a whole day! Then the next batch of guys would arrive and the whole process would start again! So as you can see, being young, thin, and attractive in America is a “real bitch”; not to mention a real “big head” builder! So how long does it take for a girl to get an over-sized ego?                    Only one night!