How do you know if someone is a Big Baller? Most guys have a problem being real, so if you know guys that do the following they are Big Ballers!
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Big Ballers always bang girls when you are not there!
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Big Ballers’ girls are always beautiful when you don’t see them!
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Big Ballers have no details. Like “Yeah, I fucked her good.”
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Big Ballers tell you how they fucked a beautiful girl and now she’s gone. “No big deal I can get another, there are millions where she came from.”
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Big Ballers will steal your girls, the first night you are not with them. (Why would they do this if they could get so many girls so easily?)
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Big Ballers always break up with the beautiful girl, never the girl with them (or maybe she never existed in the first place!)
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Big Ballers will tell you that whenever you don’t see them, they were at home banging some girl.
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Big Ballers post pictures that they obviously didn’t take and tell you that was their girlfriend.
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Big Ballers, because they have too much free time, make 3000+ posts on Game Forums telling you how great they are.
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Big Ballers tell you they treat girls like dirt and that’s why they get so many girls. The truth is 90% of the beautiful girls will not stick with you, unless you can make them feel special.
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Big Ballers tell you, they are not like you and that they have other interests so therefore they don’t have to bang every night, because they get so much other nights. What is wrong with you that you don’t have other interests?
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Big Ballers can never shut their big mouth and admit that it is hard to get girls, and even harder to get great looking ones, and even harder yet to keep them!
I remove Big Ballers from my life because they are a waste of time!
Epilogue: Once a big baller friend said he had this girl that was living with him and he was banging her all the time. Actually, he had given her a free place to stay and given up his only bedroom to her. He was sleeping on his couch and keeping his clothes in the utility/washer room off the kitchen. Thus he had the worst of all worlds: no sex, supporting her, and he couldn’t bring girls back to his own apartment! He was one of those macho big ballers!
Awesome post!
Most people don’t seem to realize that often guys who say that they have banged 40 chicks, the reality is more like 10 chicks. Drop dear gorgeous usually means passable and cute. That girl(s) was all over me usually means she was being polite.
Just the other day my friend was saying that he has banged X women and the last 2 were crazy hot. Turns out, I know her through another acquaintance and she is actually a whale
My thought is that if a friend has to brag to you how hot the girl is, then she’s not hot. If he said he did 40, maybe he did 4. Where are the girls? 40 girls don’t just disappear? Why do none of them stick?
Furearlz? That’s marvelously good to know.